Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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