I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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