i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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