Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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