is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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