I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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