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  i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

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• (424): View more from California

  I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  "drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I told you those kegels would come in handy one day

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.

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• (424): View more from California

  Update: I may or may not be in a cult

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  Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  THIS THING HATES MY LIVER

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• (727): View more from Florida

  that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"

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