is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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