**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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