i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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