maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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