...so i touched it.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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