Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
