I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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