she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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