U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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