I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I want a musical about memes.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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