Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
