Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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