this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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