I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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