I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
How external is "for external use only"?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm getting married
To pizza
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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