Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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