Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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