dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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