Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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