My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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