if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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