i barfeds in our rink
well you can't waste a boner
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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