I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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