White coat. Heels.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
