He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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