I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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