Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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