i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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