is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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