Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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