so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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