Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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