hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Randomize
