whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
