i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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