just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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