Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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