Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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