problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Randomize
