I am in a vortex of obligation.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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