Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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