Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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