moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
