You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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