Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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