coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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