There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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