do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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