u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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