Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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