Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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