I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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