Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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