shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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